9 months ago
Eagles halfway Jason Kelce has joked astir distant teams' stadiums' locker rooms not having capable stalls connected his New Heights podcast, 5 days earlier concisely leaving nan section against nan Bills to relieve himself, arsenic it could explicate his speedy bath trip.
The 36-year-old NFL seasoned told his younger brother, Travis, 34, past Tuesday: 'There [are] 2 things that I hate: mini locker rooms and a mini magnitude of stalls 'cause it is not perfect pre-game and you're trying trying to clip up your pre-game ritual.
'And location [are] only two frickin' stalls successful nan bath for nan distant team...
'I get p****d disconnected astatine that.'
Eagles fans were near concerned erstwhile Jason near nan crippled up of their overtime triumph against Buffalo connected Sunday, arsenic they had nary thought if he'd return, particularly aft he gave distant 2 penalties to get nan Bills backmost into nan contest.
That wasn't nan case, though, arsenic Jason made a important artifact successful overtime to let his quarterback, Jalen Hurts, to large wind into nan extremity area and not only triumph nan crippled for nan Eagles, but besides seal nan team's spot arsenic nan first successful nan convention to make it to nan playoffs this season.
None of that could person been predicted 5 days earlier Philadelphia's latest win, however, arsenic Jason said of his request to regularly usage bathrooms astatine stadiums of nan Eagles' opponents, nary matter which week it is successful nan season: 'There's a 3 man statement to get into that thing.
'So, you cognize each of nan different 3 guys that were conscionable connected that seat, not ideal.
'The first point I do erstwhile I get to an distant teams' stadium is I spell successful and spot really galore stalls location are. If it's a mini magnitude of stalls, I'm gonna spell successful location and effort and unit and s*** out.
'Then I'm gonna spell return immoderate Imodium, truthful I don't person to woody pinch this nonsense.'
Eagles' Jason Kelce, 36, stormed to nan bath earlier overtime against nan Bills connected Sunday
Travis, who couldn't judge what he had conscionable heard, astatine nan time, said: 'Dude, it's that large of an rumor for you?'
'I conscionable don't for illustration nan inconvenience,' replied a superior looking Jason.
Astonished by his older brother's mentation of his pre-game necessity, Travis told him: 'Man, I couldn't show you nan past clip I took a s*** astatine a stadium. And I'll return a s*** connected a f***ing plane.'
'I can't show you nan past clip I only took 1 s*** astatine a stadium,' fired backmost Jason, arsenic a joke.
Travis and nan Kansas City Chiefs will play nan Green Bay Packers next, while nan Eagles will big nan San Francisco 49ers successful what will beryllium a rematch of past season's NFC Championship Game.
